>so, if you havent already heard the news (like, omg), the bursting-from-the-womb offspring of katie holmes + tom cruise has finally emerged into the world of mere mortals. [via PITNB via people]

i was secretly amused to learn that they named their baby daughter Suri Xenu L. Ronnette Holmes-Cruise. not because it involves an X or about eighteen successive syllables. that’s so habitual.

The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew meaning “princess,” or in Persian meaning “red rose,” the rep added.

you know what i think of when i hear suri?

here’s my mental image:

+ =

for real. see what you’re missing.

suri dream holmes-cruise.
suri lace holmes-cruise.
suri elegance holmes-cruise.

that girl is going to be the warmest and furriest baby ever.

p.s. hot tip! here’s a time-saving recipe for placenta polenta courtesy of the amateur gourmet… and leave room for dessert!

2 Responses to “”
  1. Reese says:

    >hahaha, i totally thought of suri yarn too! maybe their next kid will be named merino or alpaca. ok, i’m a dork.

  2. Rhonda says:

    >hahaha, I thought of Suri Dream also … now that would be a nice name and I would have a baby gift ready for her. But I also heard that Suri in Japanese means “Pickpocket” … OMG

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